Look alive, Sunshine

stopbeingfucks:

vagina? which Pokemon is that???????? 

(via 1-800-lesbian)

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

(via 1-800-lesbian)

nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

(via fairyblueimontheway)

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

(via coke-a-cobalion)

sexponents:

did soulja boy ever tell em

(via 1-800-lesbian)

aloneforgood:

selfies

(via 1-800-lesbian)

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

(via possibly-satans-problem)

defend-squidgy:

*hardcore whispers the screaming parts*

(via kingparrk)